Things I learned yesterday

1) If someone comes and up and starts yelling "MEDIUM" of "LARGE" at you, they are NOT commenting on how big they think those jeans make your butt look, but rather, they are telling you they which pack of cigarettes they want. 2) Big splashes of blood on the floor, is NOT a reason to call the RCMP to report an injured person, it's just the guy who recently "harvested" a caribou has come in for some smokes and apparently still carrying the knife.